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Real life WTF

  • Nov. 15th, 2008 at 9:23 AM
great escape
This came hand-addressed to me in the mail yesterday:

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Goddamned Jehovah's Witnesses! Where the heck did this person get my address and why is she sending me her garbage? I wonder if she looked up my name from the Haunted Forest program and she's spamming everyone who participated in such a satanic ritual. What do you think I should send back to her? Atheist propaganda? Pornography? An Ozzy Osbourne CD?

In other news, at the Haunted Forest cast party last night, I signed up to be contacted about performing in a Green Mountain Renaissance Faire this summer, so I have that to look forward to. I also was asked by one of the Fun For Change board members if I'd ever be interested in joining the Board of Directors! I might consider it--it sure would look neat on a resume!

My next knitting project is well underway, but I can't post pictures just yet because the person it's a gift for totally reads my lj. Soon though!

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[info]anachronism wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! WTF? I've gotten a similar thing from them, but NEVER a hand-written note; our mail has always been addressed to "resident." Wow, I guess this is your lucky day!

I definitely think you need to send something back to her, but I'm not sure what. Maybe a copy of the Koran? That would probably really freak her out.
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[info]baby_snister wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
CREEPY!!!!!!!!! I say that you should go to the address dressed like Jill during her HSN days and talk about how Lazy R People 2
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[info]goat_guy wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
I'd send her a burnt cd of satanic black metal (which is pretty much ALL black metal) along with some literature from the Church Of Satan.

But that's just me...
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[info]pixie117 wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
Don't you love stuff like that? I had two random Mormon elders sign my guestbook at my wedding. They were nice, but hy the heck would they sign someones wedding guestbook if they didn't know them?

When they came knocking, I always wanted to offer to let them tell me about their religion if I could tell them about mine. Then I start out by saying something along the lines of "Well, My God, Marilyn Manson..." and see if they run away from me as fast as they could.
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[info]box_of_rocks wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
Creepy!
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[info]mrfrog wrote:
Nov. 15th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
I got the exact same flier in my door the other day. No personal note tho.
Glad I wasn't around, they can be quite annoying in person...
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[info]willowfinn wrote:
Nov. 16th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
Wow. That's really fucking special. On the one hand, its pretty cool that they took the effort to laboriously handwrite your note (they're probably pretty proud of their remedial 3rd grade handwriting), but on the other hand NO THANK YOU I DO NOT NEED YOUR JEBUS K THNX BYE. Ugh.
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[info]krisann wrote:
Nov. 16th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
Wow. Creepy. Like the Mormons who like stalking me!
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[info]beagley wrote:
Nov. 17th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
yaaaah!

I found you.

Also: we have not received any JW spam. And Jana's name shows up everywhere, so that's probably not the source.

Life tumbles, etc.,
Douglas
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